Gentlemens Sundowner Society

a sundowner is a lazy drunk basically

living in an art museum would be wild compared to this

Dear Netflix,

I think we should start seeing other people.

this is what happens to people who watch Toy Story 3

 

I mean, it’s like you’re not even trying anymore.

 

 

How I Spent My 4:20 Holiday

It’s 4:20 and you know what that means!

 

EAT CANNED GOODS LIKE A PSEUDO-BACHELOR EVERY DAY!

A Fine Gentleman’s Evening

A fine night with the El Senorio and mac and cheese is on tap. I call the worm at the bottom of the bottle of my El Senorio ‘ Senator Fausto’. Tonight the esteemed Senator suggested adding bacon to the mac and cheese. A vote was taken, and the resolution passed narrowly. Hooray Thursday.