Gentlemens Sundowner Society

a sundowner is a lazy drunk basically

September 2011

Attn: Barkeep

I have no idea who this guy is,

 

but I will require a glass of whatever he is drinking.

Well Hello There Mr. Taxidermist

Well Hello There Mr. Taxidermist, that’s a mighty fan stuffed Cardinal you’ve got there-

OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. You not only shaped this poor creature into the letter “u”, you also pasted dentures into his beak. You are the true monster here, Mr. Dahmer of the aviary community.