NFL Draft 2011
| date: | Thursday, April 21, 2011 - 2:30 PM EDT |
| category: | Uncategorized |
| tags: | fuck everything, i blame isiah thomas, matt millen says you can't go wrong with a WR |
The NFL Draft is here once again. Time for Jon Gruden to spout off Grudenisms, even if you thought you had mercifully escaped them a few months ago. Time for trusted analysts like Brian Baldinger to move prospects up and down their draft boards citing non-quantified, nebulous cliches like “leadership”, “big play ability”, “I’m Brian Baldinger”, and “just wins big games”. Time for Mel Kiper Jr. to base his over-hyped mock draft almost entirely off of helping out his friends.
A time honored tradition where, in an effort to level the league, the worst teams pick first and the better teams-
Are you fucking kidding me?
I want a WINS BIG GAMES statistic, please say it exists. “My WBG is natural log of -5.67, draft me!”
April 21, 2011 4:43 PM
this is why the patrios are better than everyone. they’re smart people in a sea of mediocrity. if only there were a front office draft!
April 22, 2011 8:53 AM