Gentlemens Sundowner Society

McDonalds must be tired of getting their ass kicked in the southeast in the drive-up breakfast/lunch market. It’s a good thing McDonalds knows ‘Southern Style’ (availableforalimitedtimealacarteonly).

(Let’shearitfornoncomformityloller)

Alas I couldn’t find a copy of McDonald’s new “Sweet Tea” ad, where they go to lengthy and painstaking detail in explaining what exactly sweet tea is and how it’s made. But here’s another terrible ad relating to the product.

I can’t wait a few months when McDonald’s introduces an exciting new line of “New England Style” products. Like, um, unsweetened hot tea ($1 extra for the lemon wedge). And, hmm, Filet O’ Fish with Clam Chowder on top(?).

The NFL Draft is here once again. Time for Jon Gruden to spout off Grudenisms, even if you thought you had mercifully escaped them a few months ago. Time for trusted analysts like Brian Baldinger to move prospects up and down their draft boards citing non-quantified, nebulous cliches like “leadership”, “big play ability”, “I’m Brian Baldinger”, and “just wins big games”. Time for Mel Kiper Jr. to base his over-hyped mock draft almost entirely off of helping out his friends.

A time honored tradition where, in an effort to level the league, the worst teams pick first and the better teams-

Are you fucking kidding me?

It’s 4:20 and you know what that means!

EAT CANNED GOODS LIKE A PSEUDO-BACHELOR EVERY DAY!

A fine night with the El Senorio and mac and cheese is on tap. I call the worm at the bottom of the bottle of my El Senorio ‘ Senator Fausto’. Tonight the esteemed Senator suggested adding bacon to the mac and cheese. A vote was taken, and the resolution passed narrowly. Hooray Thursday.